The Queers Discography

Munki Brain
Release Date: 2007 

1. Overdue
2. Houston We Have a Problem
3. I Don't Get It
4. Duke Kahanamoku
5. I Think She's Starting to Like Me
6. Girl About Town
7. What Ever Happened to Philthy Phil 
8. I Can't Stay Mad at You
9. Tangerine
10. Something in My Heart
11. I'm a Fool
12. Monkey in a Suit
13. Brian Wilson

Love Songs for the Retarded [Asian Man]
Release Date: 2006 

1. You're Tripping
2. Ursula Finally Has Tits
3. I Hate Everything
4. Teenage Bonehead
5. Fuck the World
6. I Can't Stop Farting
7. Feeling Groovy
8. Debra Jean 
9. Hi Mom, It's Me!
10. Noodlebrain
11. I Can't Stand You
12. Night of the Livid Queers
13. Granola-Head
14. I Won't Be
15. Monster Zero
16. Daydreaming


Weekend at Bernie's
Release Date: 2006 

1. Ursula Finally Has Tits
2. No Tit
3. Brush Your Teeth
4. Love Love Love
5. I Hate Everything
6. I Can't Stand You
7. Slug
8. My Old Man's a Fatso
9. Night of the Livid Queers
10. I Want Cunt
11. Monster Zero
12. You're Tripping
13. I Live This Life
14. I Hate Your Fucking Guts
15. Fuck You
16. Ben Weasel
17. Wimpy Drives Through Harlem 
18. Noodlebrain
19. Too Many Twinkles
20. Goodbye California
21. Jumping Jack Flash
22. Rockaway Beach
23. w/ Wimpy
24. We'd Have a Riot Doing Heroin
25. Terminal Rut
26. Fagtown
27. MacArthur's Park
28. Caught Smoking Pot
29. Kicked Out of the Webelos
30. I'm Useless
31. This Place Sucks
32. Love Me
33. Batman: Featuring Don B.


Summer Hits, No. 1
Release Date: 2004 

1. This Place Sucks
2. Monster Zero
3. You're Tripping
4. Kicked Out of the Webelos
5. Love Love Love
6. Another Girl
7. My Old Man's a Fatso
8. I Wanna Be Happy 
9. Ursula Finally Has Tits
10. Like a Parasite
11. Psycho Over You
12. Punk Rock Girls
13. Aishiteruyo Kanojo
14. The Kids Are Alright
15. Fuck This World

Acid Beaters
Release Date: 2003 

1. Chewy Chewy
2. Ft. Lauderdale
3. Girl About Town
4. Sunday Morning
5. Wipeout
6. With a Girl Like You 
7. Frontline
8. Surrender
9. Barrage of Hate
10. Saving Private Pierson
11. I Don't Wanna Live in Hell
12. Morphine

Pleasant Screams
Release Date: 2002

1. Get a Life and Live It
2. See You Later Fuckface
3. I Wanna Be Happy
4. Danny Vapid
5. I Never Got the Girl
6. It's Cold Outside
7. Psycho Over You 
8. Generation of Swine
9. Tic Tic Toc
10. I Don't Want You Hanging Around
11. Homo
12. You Just Gotta Blow My Mind
13. Debbie Be True
14. Molly Neuman

Live in West Hollywood
Release Date: 2001 

1. We'd Have Arrived Doing Heroin
2. This Place Sucks
3. Tulu Is a Wimp
4. I Want Cunt
5. Monster Zero
6. You're Tripping
7. I Live This Life
8. Tamara's a Punk
9. Mirage (Tommy James and the Shondels)
10. No Tit
11. Blabbermouth
12. I Can't Stand You (Ronnie Parasite)
13. Hi Mom, It's Me!
14. Granola Head
15. Noodlebrain
16. My Old Man's a Fatso 
17. Fuck You
18. I'm Not a Mongo Anymore
19. I Will Be With You (Mr. TX)
20. Kill That Girl
21. Kicked Out of the Webloes
22. I Hate Everything
23. Teenage Bonehead
24. Love Love Love
25. Another Girl (Les Hernandez)
26. I Only Drink Bud
27. Punk Rock Girls
28. Ursula Finally Has Tits
29. I Like Young Girls
30. Nothing to Do
31. Fuck the World


Beyond the Valley...
Release Date: 2000 

1. Uncouth
2. Little Rich Working Class Oi-Boy
3. Strangle the Girl
4. I'm Not a Mongo Anymore
5. Stupid Fucking Vegan
6. In With the Out Crowd
7. I Wanna Know 
8. Journey to the Center of Your Empty Fucking Skull
9. I Hate Your Fucking Guts
10. Babyface (Boo-Hoo-Hoo)
11. My Cunt's a Cunt
12. I Just Called to Say Fuck You
13. Just Say Cunt
14. Theme From Beyond the Valley of the Assfuckers


Later Days and Better Lays
Release Date: 1999 

1. Granola Head
2. I Hate Everything
3. Murder in the Brady House
4. I Won't Be
5. Nobody Likes Me
6. I Can't Stop Farting
7. Night of the Livid Queers
8. Monster Zero
9. Too Many Twinkies
10. Teenage Bonehead
11. Half Shitfaced 
12. Hi Mom, It's Me!
13. I Live This Life
14. Feeling Groovy
15. Born to Do Dishes
16. Junk Freak
17. No Tit
18. Little Honda
19. End It All
20. I Can't Get over You
21. Never Ever


Rocket to Russia
Release Date: 1998 

1. Cretin Hop
2. Rockaway Beach
3. Here Today, Gone Tomorrow
4. Locket Love
5. I Don't Care
6. Sheena Is a Punk Rocker
7. We're a Happy Family 
8. Teenage Lobotomy
9. Do You Wanna Dance
10. I Wanna Be Well
11. I Can't Give You Anything
12. Ramona
13. Surfin' Bird
14. Why Is It Always This Way?

Punk Rock Confidential
Release Date: 1998 

1. Tamara Is a Punk
2. Everything's O.K.
3. I Didn't Puke
4. Mrs. Brown, You've Got an Ugly Daughter
5. The Sun Always Shines Around You
6. Rancid Motherfuckers
7. Punk Rock Confidential
8. Today I Fell in Love 
9. Pretty Flamingo
10. Motherfucker
11. Like a Parasite
12. Idiot Savant
13. I Enjoy Being a Boy
14. Don't Mess It Up
15. Sayonara Sucker

Everything's OK
Release Date: 1998 

1. Everything's O.K.
2. Queerbait 
3. Get a Life and Live It Loser
4. I Enjoy Being a Boy



Suck This Live
Release Date: 1998 

1. Squid Omelet
2. We'd Have a Riot Doing Heroin
3. This Place Sucks
4. Tulu Is a Wimp
5. I Want It Now
6. Monster Zero
7. Fuck Up
8. Noodlebrain
9. Granola Head
10. Hi Mom, It's Me! 
11. Teenage Bonehead
12. Beer Break
13. I Spent the Rent
14. Nothing to Do
15. My Old Man's a Fatso
16. Fuck You
17. Fuck the World
18. I Hate Everything
19. Ursula Finally Has Tits
20. You're Tripping



Don't Back Down
Release Date: 1996 

1. No Tit
2. Punk Rock Girls
3. I'm Ok, You're Fucked
4. Number One
5. Don't Back Down
6. I Only Drink Bud
7. I Always New 
8. Born to Do Dishes
9. Janelle, Janelle
10. Brush Your Teeth
11. Sidewalk Surfin' Girl
12. Another Girl
13. Love, Love, Love
14. I Can't Get over You


Move Back Home
Release Date: 1995 

1. She's a Cretin
2. Next Stop Rehab
3. High School Psychopath II
4. If You Only Had a Brain
5. I Gotta Girlfriend
6. Hawaii
7. From Your Body 
8. Definitely
9. Everything's Going My Way
10. Cut It Dude
11. I Can't Get Invited to the Prom
12. That Girl
13. Peppermint Girl


A Day Late and a Dollar Short
Release Date: 1995 

1. We'd Have a Riot Doing Heroin
2. Terminal Rut
3. Fagtown
4. I Want Cunt
5. Trash This Place
6. Love Me
7. Kicked Out of the Webelos
8. Tutly Is a Wimp
9. At the Mall
10. I Spent the Rent
11. I Don't Wanna Work
12. I'm Useless
13. This Place Sucks
14. Wimpy Drives Through Harlem
15. I Like Young Girls
16. Nuni in New York
17. Nobody Likes Me 
18. Nothing to Do
19. Nowhere at All
20. Mac Arthurs Park
21. Flesh for Tulu
22. Fuck You
23. Didn't Want None
24. Meat Wagon
25. Don't Puke
26. Bonehead
27. Wimpy Drives Through Harlem
28. Nothing to Do
29. Gay Boy
30. Nobody Likes Me
31. Too Many Twinkies
32. Half Shitfaced
33. I Live This Life
34. Live Broadcast WFMU 4/11/9? 



Beat Off
Release Date: 1994 

1. Steak Bomb
2. Drop the Attitude Fucker
3. You Make Me Wanna Puke
4. Teenage Gluesniffer
5. Ben Weasel
6. Voodoo Doll 
7. Mirage
8. Grounded
9. Live This Life
10. Half Shitfaced
11. Too Many Twinkies
12. All Screwed Up


Love Songs for the Retarded
Release Date: 1993 

1. You're Tripping
2. Ursula Finally Has Tits
3. I Hate Everything
4. Teenage Bonehead
5. Fuck This World
6. I Can't Stop Farting
7. Feeling Groovy
8. Debra Jean 
9. Hi Mom, It's Me!
10. Noodlebrain
11. I Can't Stand You
12. Night of the Livid Queers
13. Granola Head
14. I Won't Be
15. Monster Zero
16. Daydreaming


Grow Up
Release Date: 1990 

1. Squid Omelet
2. Love, Love, Love
3. Boobarella
4. I Met Her at the Rat
5. I'll Be True to You
6. Burger King Queen 
7. Junk Freak
8. Gay Boy
9. Rambo Rat
10. I Don't Wanna Get Involved
11. Goodbye California
12. Strip Search