Oscar Levant Quotes
Oscar Levant Quotes
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
Oscar Levant
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
Oscar Levant
I am no more humble than my talents require.
Oscar Levant
I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.
Oscar Levant
I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.
Oscar Levant
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
Oscar Levant
I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
Oscar Levant
I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night.
Oscar Levant
I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
Oscar Levant
I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.
Oscar Levant
Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.
Oscar Levant
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you will find the real tinsel underneath.
Oscar Levant
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.
Oscar Levant
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Oscar Levant
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
Oscar Levant
There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Oscar Levant
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
Oscar Levant