Dane Cook Quotes

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. 
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I could take my time, and nobody was pressuring me to be a headliner. I could go up there, find my voice, and figure out what I wanted to do. 
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I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and learning. 
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I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous. 
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I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup. 
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I have never even had a sip of alcohol, never have done drugs. The hardest thing I have ever done would be Pepsi. 
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I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh. 
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I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies. 
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I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up. 
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If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. 
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In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak. 
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It was a personal achievement of mine to get on David Letterman. When I got there, I knew things were really happening for me. 
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It's not for any purpose such as religion, health, or things like that, I just never felt I had the need or want to drink or do drugs. 
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When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top. 
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When I have a really hot date at a show, I definitely make it a point to use her name. The girls really love that. 
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You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh. 
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