Bad News Quotes

We're all quite excited about it, but we haven't heard it yet. What happened is that we went into this very expensive studio - they locked us in there for three months, and the engineers didn't turn up or anything, so we didn't know how to plug in... 
Spider Webb

It's a bit embarrassing for Colin, 'cos he has another job - he works in a bank. That's where he is now. We've given him till Friday to resign and join the band full-time. But he says he's got to give a month's notice, although he could just walk out. But you're not going to print that are you? Just forget Colin's in the band. 
Vim Fuego