The Paper Chase Discography

Now You Are One of Us
Release Date: May 9th, 2006

1 It's Out There and It's Gonna Get You 0:51
2 We Know Where You Sleep 4:22
3 The Kids Will Grow Up to be Assholes 5:00
4 Wait Until I Get My Hands On You 5:52
5 You Will Never Take Me Alive 4:12
6 Delivered in a Firm Unyielding Way Lingering for Just a Bit too Long to Communicate the Message "I Own You" 1:02
7 The Most Important Part of Your Body 5:41
8 What's So Amazing About Grace 1:26
9 You're One of Them, Aren't You? 3:06
10 The Song Will Eat Itself 1:51
11 ...And All the Candy You Can Eat 4:05
12 All Manner of Pox or Canker 1:34
13 At the Other End of the Leash 4:02
14 We Will Make You One of Us 2:38
15 The House is Alive and the House is Hungry 5:06

God Bless Your Black Heart
Release Date: June 8th, 2004

1 Said the Spider to the Fly 4:35
2 One Day He Went Out for Milk and Never Came Home 5:24
3 What I'd Be Without Me 4:48
4 The Sinking Ship the Grand Applause 4:14
5 Piggy's Had Too Much Wine 
6 Ready, Willing, Cain and Able 4:50
7 Now, We Just Slowly Circle the Draining Fish Bowl 5:32
8 A War Is Coming 
9 Your Ankles to Your Earlobes 4:57
10 Let's Be Bad, Henry, Let's Be Really Bad 3:29
11 Now You're Gonna Get It 4:59
12 Abby, You're Going to Burn for What You've Done to Me 1:39
13 Your Pretty Little Head 1:27
14 Dying With Decent Music 5:10

Hide the Kitchen Knives
Release Date: October 4th, 2002

1 I Did A Terrible Thing 5:37
2 Where Have Those Hands Been? 3:51
3 I'm Gonna Spend The Rest Of My Life Lying 5:26
4 A Nice Family Dinner For Once 0:33
5 Don't You Wish You Had Somemore 4:53
6 I Tried So Hard To Be Good 1:08
7 A Little Place Called Trust 5:55
8 Sleep With The Fishes 1:51
9 So, How Goes The Good Fight 4:55
10 God Forgive Us All 1:26
11 AliverAlungAkidneyAthumb 4:34
12 Drive Carefully, Dear 2:34
13 Out Come The Knives 5:26

Cntrl-alt-delete-u
Release Date: July 24th, 2001

1 Press Any Key to Continue, Parts 1, 2, and 3 4:56
2 This is the Return of the Don't Talk Backs 4:26
3 And as Long as I Have Fishes to Feed You 7:06
4 Who Can Deny How Delicious It Tastes? 4:30
5 The Unopened Email to God 39:04


Young Bodies Heal Quickly, You Know
Release Date: August 2nd, 2000

1 This May Be the Last Song You Ever Hear 1:00
2 These Things Happen 3:44
3 Ever Since the Turn 3:26
4 Apple Pies and Alibis 2:10
5 Neat Manegeable Pies 5:37
6 Can I Pour You Another Drink, Lover 2:41
7 Lenny What´s Gotten Into Yo 2:09
8 Goddamn These Hands, I Let Them Touch You 1:48
9 A Face That Could Launch a Thousand Ships 3:27
10 Throw Your Body on the Apparatus 1:51
11 Off With Their Heads! 6:59
12 Daddy´s Got Your Nose 2:48
13 Paperwork 4:08
14 When you Least Expect It 1:28
15 When (and if) the Big One Hits 8:51